I'm 23, Well That's What It Says On My Birth Certificate... Mentally, Not So Much.

Currently Living In Middlesbrough.

I Love Comedy And I Can Be Selfish When It Comes To It. It's A very Strange Feeling
- Pete Firman
- Barry And Stuart
- Chris Ramsey
- Jason Cook
- Matt Reed
- Rob Rouse
(To Name A Few)

Music Is Also A Big Part Of My Life..

I absolutely love Who's Driving? Bears Driving! and currently having a thing for Sleeping With Sirens.

My blog is mainly that of boys, food and more attractive men.

Instashit - bettyswollockss



Take showers with me.
Sleep with me.
Cuddle with me.
Kiss me softly.
Hold my hand.
I’m clingy.
Please don’t go away.

You know what. If you like me….. Fucking tell me …. Don’t fucking keep me hanging on

Anonymous asked
does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?


life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

I don’t get why I’m not good enough for anyone.

I’m funny looking and have a shit sense of humour.

I’m arsey and hard to deal with.

Who wanted that in their life?

I truly believe that the only person that will ever love me 100% in all my ups and downs and wrongs and rights is James.


if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

(Source: lotuslopez)